Thursday, January 3, 2013

Christmas Break - By The Numbers

The 12 Days of Christmas

(Or the 3 days preceding Christmas, Christmas Day and the 8 Days After)

Bottles of Tylenol PM Used So I Could Sleep Through My Sick People Coughing: 1

Books I Read Late at Night While Listening to My Sick People Coughing: 2

Bottles of Motrin Used: 3

Bottles of Cough Syrup Used: 4

Boxes of Kleenax Used: 5

Loaves of Bread Made: 6

Number of Cookies Made: 7 Dozen (+ 9 More Dozen)

Number of Times Sheets Were Washed/Beds Were Made for More House Guests: 8 x 2

Meals Cooked: 9 (+ 9 + 9 + 9)

Meals Cooked for 7 or More People: 10

Loads of Dishes Washed: 11 x 2

Number of Christmas Decorations Put Away: 12 hundred.